said to Paul Sr...
"My mistakes as a son are your mistakes as a father." |
 when
Paul Sr sat on the seat and asked Mikey if he could fit behind him...
"Well you know, it'll be another three weeks probably before we ride it,
and I'll have lost a lot of weight.....because I'm going to the gym." |
when Paul Sr tells him to get his
fat a** upstairs for something...
"I want you to apologize for calling me fat." |
when asked what he does...
"I get you guys ratings." |
 Paul
Sr: "Is there anything we need from upstairs?"
Mikey: "Yeah get me some vice grips, and
a taco."
Paul Sr: "Don't push it Mikey, you're on
thin ice already."
Mikey: "How 'bout a burrito? I'm hungry." |
 as
he takes all the bubble
wrap off the Snap-On tools for the theme bike...
" That's when you know you're at the lowest end of the ladder. At least
when I have to answer the phones I get to talk to people. When I take out the
trash I get some fresh air, but this is just ridiculous." |
describing the gas tank Paul Jr
suggested for his bike...
"It looks like a big, gaudy, push-up bra." |
"You know what a bike without
a kick stand is?......it's a bike laying in the street on its side!--
that's what it is!!!" |
when asked if they were in Orange
County, New York or Orange County, California...
"Your guess is as good as mine." |
when Paul Sr couldn't find the drill
bits, Mikey opens the drill drawer and says...
"Ooh! There they are! What a strange place to put them!" |
as he tops his Christmas tree with a picture of Paul Sr...
"That's my Daddy!"
and later he added...
"Yeah, I put that up there so they can all hate you even more!!" |
when he sees Paul Sr's face on the
seat of a bike...
"Every time I get on it, I'll fart." |
as Paul Sr and Paul Jr argue over
the mini tool box on the fire bike...
"Do you want me to hold that in place while you two argue?" |
as he teaches the new secretary how to answer the phones...
"I think I'll teach her how to throw the trash tommorrow." |
and the ever-favorite line as they're
on the road travelling...
"Dad, are we there yet?" |
talking about the fans...
"The weirdest thing is when guys tell their wives to wrap themselves around you.
It's someone's wife, you know? Normally, you'd get the s--- beat out of you.
Pardon my French." |
as he tries to light the torch (again)...
"I'm the quickest of the slow learners!" |
as he's sitting under the tent in Daytona, eating a hot dog...
"I'm the chief fabricator and engineer...want an autograph????" |
at the firehouse and a buddy tells
Mikey to take out the trash and he says...
"It doesn't matter where I go, I still gotta take out the trash!" |
when Paul Sr asks Mikey why he
was here and he replied...
"Because I make you laugh, and I'm smart." |
in reference to Paul Sr always wanting the shop picked up and
stuff organized...
"My dad is like a Martha Stewart on a bike." |
when he had to hold the torch for Paulie...
"It was embarrassing to stand there holding the torch for my brother like I was
the Statue of Liberty." |
when he showed his dad the picture
he drew of his bike...
"This is me on my bike and this is all the girls behind me." |
The Christmas Bike: Mikey is behind
the bike, bends over, shuts one eye, and says "Pop, I think I found
the problem."
Sr: "What?"
Mikey: "There's no rear wheel on this bike." |
"My middle name is not SAFETY...it is DANGEROUS......
no it is really Joseph." |
| "Ok Vinnie I'm gonna need a
torque wrench, some vice grips and a martini." |
as Mikey finishes his SCUBA lesson
in about 4 ft of water, he says...
"Oh man I think I have the bends. Oh maybe it’s a hang over. |
when Mikey almost takes his hand
off with the grinder.....
Mikey says "Rick, thanks for saving my life. If you ever need anything,
ask Vinnie." |
 Mikey
and Vinnie went golfing for "inspiration"...
Mikey: "Minus one stroke
if you hit the mower."
Vin: "Ok, minus two if
you hit him in the head."
Mikey: "What happens if
we kill him?" |
when Vinnie found his roof finished
and Mikey says...
"Let's go fire up some english muffins and beat your dog." |
after appearing on Live
with Regis and Kelly, Mikey was asked by Stuff Magazine, "Did
Reeg love you up good?"
Mikey: "Not so much as a hello." |
when asked by Stuff
Magazine about building theme bikes:
Mikey: "There was a gynecologist
who wanted a vagina bike." |
when asked by Stuff
Magazine who is sexier: the men of OCC or the girls of The
O.C.?
Mikey: "You should put me on the cover. Forget
Carmen Electra." |
 when
they went snow tubing....
Mikey says: "I'm one of the fastest guys on the track, because I'm
one of the fattest! Or the heaviest because you know it's all muscle. Twisted
steel and sex appeal." |
when Mikey and Vinnie
play miniature golf at Myrtle Beach....
Vinnie: "That's my handicap? Playing with
one shoe?"
Mikey: "Yep." |
